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[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--

--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

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[oh jesus christ why]

What the hell are you doing?!

Showing off my super cool driving skills, of course.

[ attempting to back up the truck. except the only thing it does is go further into the building.

y e a h ]

...Get out of the truck.

No way! You're gonna have to go get your own!

[ BECAUSE YOU WANT TO TAKE HIS TRUCK DON'T YOU. ]

You're going to have to get out eventually. If you don't do it right now I'm going to kick your stupid ass when you do.

[ asskicking vs keeping this great truck.

hmm.

hmmmm.

oh he got it into reverse BACKING UP. ]

[--wow way to nearly run me over you piece of shit.

He's going to try to catch the door handle as you go by though NO FEAR. HE'LL TAKE ON A MOVING VEHICLE.]

Hey, you moron.

[ my truck, my truuck.

the door is open though. someone sucks at car safety. he's not even buckled in. ]

Don't break it!

[he's more interested in trying to yank Yuu out of the truck honestly]

Knock it off you little bastard!

[ you have obtained +1 yuu. ]

Save the truck, the truck!

Screw the truck!

[and honestly screw Yoichi if he's not smart enough to jump out before it crashes

Glen's busy socking Yuu in the gut]

[ ow, that fucking hurts. ]

[good]

Since when do you think you can ignore me when I tell you to do something, huh?!

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L-Lieutenant Colonel Glen—ah, t-this is, this is—!

[actually maybe i should let yuu handle this]

Don't think you're going to be considered an innocent bystander on this one, Yoichi!

[but yuu-kun is trying to run lieutenant colonel glen over]

[tbh i don't fear for glen's safety he can handle himself I'M TOO DEEPLY FEARING FOR MY OWN LIFE]

I, I, I, I'm sorry—!

You will be.

[i'm so dead i'm so dead i'm so dead i'm so dead i'm so dead]

M-mercy . . . please have mercy—!

If you wanted mercy, you should've chosen a different career, kid.

[I WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING

BUT THEN YOU YANKED YUU-KUN OUT OF THE TRUCK]

[NOW I'M GOING TO DIE?????

J-J-J-JUMPS OUT SORRY YUU-KUN THE TRUCK IS NOT SALVAGEABLE]

[good now I can stomp on your head at the first possible opportunity]

Hey, at least you survived.

[what a coincidence this is my stepped on face]

L-Lieutenant Colonel . . . !!

[...why are you making that face...]

...What the hell is wrong with you?

[donnnnn't asssskkkkk meeeee]

—I! I'm humbly sorry for! For our actions, b-but! T-the situation, there are no more vampires, this place, you're here and—! I-I-I would like to know! What is going on!!!

[his voice cracks several times as he yells, trying to keep it professional pls stop stepping on his head pls step on his head more]

[...Oh. Oooooh he sees what this is.]

Well, what an unlucky brat. I hope you're prepared to be a full-time masochist.

[kicks him, lightly, then lets up on the physical bullying]