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[culpa]

[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--


--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

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[archingback]

[donnnnn't asssskkkkk meeeee]

—I! I'm humbly sorry for! For our actions, b-but! T-the situation, there are no more vampires, this place, you're here and—! I-I-I would like to know! What is going on!!!

[his voice cracks several times as he yells, trying to keep it professional pls stop stepping on his head pls step on his head more]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[...Oh. Oooooh he sees what this is.]

Well, what an unlucky brat. I hope you're prepared to be a full-time masochist.

[kicks him, lightly, then lets up on the physical bullying]

[archingback]

. . . Lieutenant Colonel—?

[s. sits up. what do you mean full-time masochist am i not one already]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

If you want to get anywhere here, you're going to have to play to your objectives. If you're getting all hot and bothered from that, it's probably one of them.

[archingback]

. . . eh. . . ehhh!?