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[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--

--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

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[but yuu-kun is trying to run lieutenant colonel glen over]

[tbh i don't fear for glen's safety he can handle himself I'M TOO DEEPLY FEARING FOR MY OWN LIFE]

I, I, I, I'm sorry—!

You will be.

[i'm so dead i'm so dead i'm so dead i'm so dead i'm so dead]

M-mercy . . . please have mercy—!

If you wanted mercy, you should've chosen a different career, kid.

[I WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING

BUT THEN YOU YANKED YUU-KUN OUT OF THE TRUCK]

[NOW I'M GOING TO DIE?????

J-J-J-JUMPS OUT SORRY YUU-KUN THE TRUCK IS NOT SALVAGEABLE]

[good now I can stomp on your head at the first possible opportunity]

Hey, at least you survived.

[what a coincidence this is my stepped on face]

L-Lieutenant Colonel . . . !!

[...why are you making that face...]

...What the hell is wrong with you?

[donnnnn't asssskkkkk meeeee]

—I! I'm humbly sorry for! For our actions, b-but! T-the situation, there are no more vampires, this place, you're here and—! I-I-I would like to know! What is going on!!!

[his voice cracks several times as he yells, trying to keep it professional pls stop stepping on his head pls step on his head more]

[...Oh. Oooooh he sees what this is.]

Well, what an unlucky brat. I hope you're prepared to be a full-time masochist.

[kicks him, lightly, then lets up on the physical bullying]

. . . Lieutenant Colonel—?

[s. sits up. what do you mean full-time masochist ~~am i not one already~~]

If you want to get anywhere here, you're going to have to play to your objectives. If you're getting all hot and bothered from that, it's probably one of them.

Edited 2014-05-30 06:01 (UTC)

. . . eh. . . ehhh!?

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