(no subject)

[culpa]

[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--


--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

Comments

[hewhofightsmonsters]

I don't want your goddamned truck!

[culpa]

Then what'd you want?

[hewhofightsmonsters]

For you to stop trying to drive it. Idiot.

[culpa]

I was driving it amazingly! What, are you jealous you can't drive as good as me?

[hewhofightsmonsters]

I wouldn't destroy the whole damned place with it.

[drops him. so that he can kick him better.]

[culpa]

[ WHY DO YOU KEEP HURTING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

rolling! super fast!! ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[because that's what I do!]

Get your shit together, would you?

[culpa]

I'm working on it.

[ which is why he is getting up and aiming a FLYING KICK for glen's gut. ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[catches his foot and lifts upwards]

And remember your place, asshole.

[culpa]

You started it!

[ JUST STANDING HERE. AT THIS SUPER AWKWARD ANGLE. ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

I'm still your superior officer.

[culpa]

[ tugs at his leg. ]