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[culpa]

[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--


--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

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[culpa]

No way! You're gonna have to go get your own!

[ BECAUSE YOU WANT TO TAKE HIS TRUCK DON'T YOU. ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

You're going to have to get out eventually. If you don't do it right now I'm going to kick your stupid ass when you do.

[culpa]

[ asskicking vs keeping this great truck.

hmm.

hmmmm.

oh he got it into reverse BACKING UP. ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[--wow way to nearly run me over you piece of shit.

He's going to try to catch the door handle as you go by though NO FEAR. HE'LL TAKE ON A MOVING VEHICLE.]

Hey, you moron.

[culpa]

[ my truck, my truuck.

the door is open though. someone sucks at car safety. he's not even buckled in. ]

Don't break it!

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[he's more interested in trying to yank Yuu out of the truck honestly]

Knock it off you little bastard!

[culpa]

[ you have obtained +1 yuu. ]

Save the truck, the truck!

[hewhofightsmonsters]

Screw the truck!

[and honestly screw Yoichi if he's not smart enough to jump out before it crashes

Glen's busy socking Yuu in the gut]

[culpa]

[ ow, that fucking hurts. ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[good]

Since when do you think you can ignore me when I tell you to do something, huh?!

[culpa]

I'm not sharing my truck!

[hewhofightsmonsters]

I don't want your goddamned truck!

[culpa]

Then what'd you want?

[hewhofightsmonsters]

For you to stop trying to drive it. Idiot.

[culpa]

I was driving it amazingly! What, are you jealous you can't drive as good as me?

[hewhofightsmonsters]

I wouldn't destroy the whole damned place with it.

[drops him. so that he can kick him better.]

[culpa]

[ WHY DO YOU KEEP HURTING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

rolling! super fast!! ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[because that's what I do!]

Get your shit together, would you?

[culpa]

I'm working on it.

[ which is why he is getting up and aiming a FLYING KICK for glen's gut. ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

[catches his foot and lifts upwards]

And remember your place, asshole.

[culpa]

You started it!

[ JUST STANDING HERE. AT THIS SUPER AWKWARD ANGLE. ]

[hewhofightsmonsters]

I'm still your superior officer.

[culpa]

[ tugs at his leg. ]