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[culpa]

[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--


--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

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[culpa]

[ it was some loser fluff-head, fuck him.

but this guy's stepping out of the driver's seat, one hand moving to scratch at the back of his head. ]

Geez, it wasn't that bad. .

[shouldering]

[>insult his driving
>hide

>>stand out in the open like a deer SURROUNDED by headlights]

[culpa]

[ SLAMMING THIS DOOR SHUT LIKE IT HAS OFFENDED HIM!! GREATLY!!! because it has. and ttturning to walk away except--oh

oh. ]

M--Mich?

[shouldering]

Yuu?

[WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE HERE TOO EARLY GO BACK I NEED TO SOLVE THE CRAZY FUCKER PROBLEM FIRSTTTTTTTTTtttttttttt

^what should be going through his head
vwhat is going through his head

YUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUUYUU]

[culpa]

Mich. . !

[ so that means it's time for him to make a RUNNING JUMP for mich, right. ]

[shouldering]

[casually uses worst icon

and yes CATCHING YUU. ridiculous. bear hug. now.]

Yuu-!

[culpa]

[ there is no escape from this hug this hug will never end he'll just stand here and squeeze mich to death except not to death please don't die i thought you were dead before and that was terrible let's not do that again but you're not human but-- ]

What're you doing here I was just--

[shouldering]

You were just??

[yuuyuuyuuyuu

that is to say: not letting go either]

[culpa]

It doesn't matter anymore.

[ shoving his face against against mich's neck and is he crying. he's definitely crying. ]

[shouldering]

[FACE AGAINST NECK vs YUU IS CRYING isn't really even vs it's kind of just... adding up to infinite distress

carding fingers through Yuu's hair shh shh]

[culpa]

I'msogladyou'realive.

[shouldering]

[...AND YOU ARE GETTING PRINCESS CARRIED]

[culpa]

[ i don't know why this is happening but i'll allow it. ]

[shouldering]

[i'm hiding you from every skeeve and person who would use you

right now

don't ask me how i'm gonna keep this up i'll figure something out but for now CAFETERIA]

[culpa]

Mich--? Where're we going. . ?

[ his truck........ his beautiful truck.............. ]

[shouldering]

Somewhere you haven't basically set off fireworks screaming "I'm here", for starters.

[culpa]

. . hey, why're you here? Who's looking for me what'd I miss why're you carrying me I can walk I--

[shouldering]

Felid's here. And I don't want to let go of you.

[culpa]

--where?! I'll kill him!

[ nope squirming. ]

[shouldering]

You don't even have a weapon, Yuu!

[HANGING ON OH GOD]

[culpa]

I'll go find one!

[ LET ME GO I GOTTA GO KILL THE THING. ]

[shouldering]

Not yet!

[NOPENOPENOPE]

[archingback]

[meanwhile this fluffhead is no longer screaming and evacuating from the car like his life depends on it]

[but wait]

[. . . .]


A—a vampire—!?

[shouldering]

[sorry what

brocon intensifies]

[archingback]

[on one hand, a vampire just kidnapped my teammate

on the other hand, teammate doesn't seem particularly fussed about it and vampire doesn't seem to be particularly harmful in intent

on the other other hand, a vampire just kidnapped my teammate]

[just. watches. mystified mostly, by this interaction - doesn't yuu-kun hate vampires, like a lot?? but? ? ? ? is yuu-kun being tricked, or. . .]

[. . . or just being stolen away, okay. apparently that's a thing that's happening, so yoichi follows suit - llllllargely because he has no weapon. and also because yuu-kun's being taken away.

his cries of protest are probably not heard, being that they are really tiny in volume and everyone else seems to be deeply into brocon right now, but they sound something like:]

A-ahh! Yuu-kun! —where are you taking Yuu-kun—?

[. . . and if you keep walking at a human-like pace he'll still follow]