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[culpa]

[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--


--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

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[culpa]

[ so you mean--step really hard on the gas pedal, right. ]

[loveschildren]

[Yes. Exactly. Casually jumping out of the way at the last minute, or rather, jumping on top of the truck. Enjoy the old horror movie standard of him ripping the top off the car so he can reach in.]

[culpa]

[ WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PRECIOUS TRUCK.

he. lacks any kind of decent weapon right now though so when felid reaches in, yuu--starts pulling really hard on he emergency break shift, yanks it off of the truck, and starts swinging it up. ]

I didn't invite you in, asshole!

[loveschildren]

[That's really cute, grabs the makeshift weapon and tries to yank Yuu up with it, glancing at where they're headed.]

Might want to watch your steering~

[culpa]

[ he's not giving up his emergency break, fuck you. ttrying to yank it away from felid, but. ]

Get off, filthy vampire. [ he doesn't care where this truck is going anymore. ]

[loveschildren]

Oh, I thought I'd save you.

[Casually tossing Yuu out of the truck and jumping off himself. It may or may not be destined to a fiery end against a wall.]

[culpa]

[ I GUESS I'M BEING TOSSED. and rolling on the ground a bit, before--getting up and bracing himself on his knees while still holding onto the emergency break. ]

[loveschildren]

Oh no, I'm terrified. What will you do with that?

[Approaching him.]

[culpa]

I'll kill you!

[ holding it like it's a goddamn sword. ]

[loveschildren]

Do give it a try.

[culpa]

[ taking a moment before he runs for felid, emergency break!sword slashing towards his neck. ]

[loveschildren]

[Catching it without even a blink, wrenching it forward, and presumably Yuu with it.]

My, so fierce.

[culpa]

[ way too close for comfort, thanks. ]

I said I was gonna kill you. [ releasing the break with one hand, to swing his fist to felid's face. ]

[loveschildren]

[Not close enough really. But he'll just take this convenient emergency break in his possession and use it to whip across Yuu's face, trying to knock him down.]

[culpa]

[ good job, you have hit his face and now he is on the ground. ]

[loveschildren]

My my, if it isn't little Yuu. Look how you've grown.

[Leaning down to pick him up by the throat because this is how you're friendly right.]

[archingback]

[don't mind this passenger who's stopped shrieking loudly and started shrieking internally, that is a vampire we're going to die for real even more why is this reality what did i do to deserve this]

[loveschildren]

[Going to toss him out of the car too, why not, more mice to play with food.]

[archingback]

[did the vampire just throw me out of the car]

[fuck he's gonna eat me!!!!!]

[hitting the ground with a roll, and getting—up—but wait what are you doing with—]

Y-Yuu-kun!!

[loveschildren]

Oh, did you want to come too?

[archingback]

Y-you, you let him go—!!

[has. HAS NO WEAPONS BUT CHARGES TOWARDS ANYWAY, BECAUSE I'M A GOOD DECISION MAKER]

[loveschildren]

[Sweetie you are going to get yourself killed and eaten. Backhanding Yoichi hard.]

[archingback]

[yes. yes i am.]

[AGAIN HAS NO WEAPONS WHATSOEVER AND ALSO SLOWER REFLEXES because lol support people :');;; falls back, hitting the ground]

[loveschildren]

[Picks him up by the throat.]

[archingback]

[this is it, this is how i die]

[his hands reach up to grab at felid's fingers, trying to pull them off or at least give some sort of relief so he can breathe]

L-Let Yuu-kun go—vampire—!! Let him go—!