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[ there is an army truck speeding down courtyard jesus fucking christ who the shit brought this in h--

--yeah, no, someone should do something about that. the driver's already demolished two walls. and there's a very high-pitched scream coming from the passenger side window. ]

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[This girl who is inside a mobile phone (???) holds up a '7' score card]

Not bad! Nice volume.

[lungs here would say thank you except he's not sure if that's something he should be thankful for

or who he should be thankful to in the first place]

E-eh? Is—someone there?

Over here, look down.

. . . . eh?

[looks . . . looks down]

[. . . . .]

Eh???

[Tiny 2D blue girl waving at you]

Hi~

[. . . lifts up his hand and waves]

He. . . hello.

That was quite a grand entrance.

. . . y-yes. . . . ah. . . yes. Thank you?

I'm impressed you could crash that many times and still be standing.

. . . . . . . . . I, I'm pretty impressed with that, too. . .

[i thought i was going to die]

Your friend must be a great driver, it's nice of you to support him.

[. . . you're making fun of him, surely . . . ]

. . . S-seeing as how he didn't kill anyone I think . . . this was a successful run. . .

[if. if we set the bar that low.]

Ah, but, who are you, if I may ask—?

[Whatever gave you that impression :)]

Oh, of course, I'm Ene, nice to meet you. What about you?

I'm Yoichi Saotome . . . it's nice to meet you.

Where were you and your friend driving off to, did you mean to crash in here?

Where. . . . well, we're here now, I think it's the right place. . . .

Eh, is that so? So... Which of you is it?

Only seven?

Needs more flips.

I didn't know it could do flips.

Eh, then you definitely need more practice, see.

[Opens up a youtube window OH LOOK MONSTER TRUCKS]

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